Sex dating norge

C-date står for Casual dating, og ble grunnlagt i 2008. Siden den gang har over 380 000 nordmenn testet ut siden. Formålet til C-date er å legge rette til diskret dating, enten det er en kort flørt eller noe mer. C-date er nok den beste datingsiden for casual dating vi har testet, ved siden av Victoria Milan. A dating site is there to take the hard work out of dating. Just as you don’t need to go out to do your shopping, you now don’t have to go out to meet someone. Imagine a place where all Norwegians looking for love at the same. That is what online dating can offer that you can’t get from more traditional methods of dating. Online dating i Norge. Treff folk & finn en date i Norge. Over 485 millioner brukere finner kjærligheten på Badoo! Treff nye folk i Norge. Badoo er det perfekte stedet å treffe nye mennesker i Norge for chatting, flørting og kanskje til og med en date! Kjøl deg ned en sommerdag i en av de mange innsjøene ved Oslo, etterfulgt av litt norsk ... Online dating has grown at an astounding pace over the past few years, and that has had a variety of effects on Norwegian people’s daily lives. It is, for example, much easier to stay in touch with friends and lovers even over great distances. Most of us have heard or experienced stories like “I got a message from a girl from high school I ... With 43 billion matches to date, Tinder® is the world’s most popular dating app, making it the place to meet new people. Here is my quick list of the top two dating sites in Norway. I’ll go into more detail in my reviews below. Sukker.no; Moteplassen.com; The Norwegian online dating scene reminds me a lot of the scene in Finland and Denmark.There are a couple of dating sites that dominate the market in terms of membership numbers. Nettdating siden Finn Sex for casual dating har vært i Norge siden 2010 og har ca. 75 000 norske medlemmer. Det er raskt men litt vanskelig å registrere seg. Når du registrerer deg på dating siden oppgir du e-postadresse, postnummer, hvilket kjønn du søker etter og et passord. Deretter får du tilgang til andre profiler. LoveAwake.com is a 100% free Norwegian dating site where you can make friends or find true love online. Join our community and meet thousands of lonely hearts from various parts of Norway. You can search the Norwegian personal ads in several different ways: you can browse them based upon location and age; you can do an advanced search with very ... Hvordan man finner de beste dating-nettstedene i Norge? Husk at det finnes utallige online nettsteder som tilbyr den samme tjenesten. Det er ikke lett å finne en som fungerer best. Det er derfor vi ønsker å begrense søket ditt og presentere de beste datingsidene i Norge. Online dating er en multimillion dollar industri som hjelper […] Bestdateside har oversikten over Topp 10 Beste Norske Datingsider. Seriøs Dating. Flørte Dating. Casual Dating. Utro Dating. Sex Dating. Topp 10 Beste Norske Datingsider.

Finnes det en dating app hvor man faktisk dater i Norge?

2020.08.02 22:58 Silentico Finnes det en dating app hvor man faktisk dater i Norge?

Aka, kaffe, snakker, museum og du vet kino uten at folk klår og lignende bare fordi du møter dem? Og ikke presser om sex fra første melding? Er lei av å prøve på grunn av alle de overkåte menneskene.
Nei betyr nei. Orker ikke date folk som ikke kan respektere meg, og det er tydeligvis få av de i Norge. Jævlig lei det jævla sexpresset. Og ikke tro dette presset bare kommer fra menn, blitt plaget av lesbiske som ikke respekterer at jeg er hetro og som bokstavlig talt har prøvd å kysse meg. SÅ JÆVLA LEI!!! (litt frustrert av oppførselen til folk flest.)
vil bare høre om noen vet om en dating app man kan bruke med seriøse mennesker. Orker ikke å betale for å bli medlem f.eks når de er overkåte der også som f.eks sukker.
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2019.07.09 20:24 badbiosvictim1 [Vision] My cataract, the death of Milton Zaret and Jon Fredrik Baksaas’ retirement job by Einar Flydal

https://einarflydal.com/2015/08/16/my-cataract-the-death-of-milton-zaret-and-fredrik-baksaas-retirement-job/
(For PDF, see end of text. For Norwegian version, see previous blogpost.)
A few weeks ago, my eye doctor told me I have gotten a cataract in my left eye. This presented me with some interesting threads to unravel:
The feeling that something was wrong wasn’t new to me. I assumed it was caused by a fragment that struck my eye due to my somewhat careless handling of a metal grinder. No fragment could be found, so that assumption was probably wrong. My left eye no longer has clear vision, and bright light makes everything a little hazy – as you would expect from cataracts. I’ll probably have eye surgery at some point – an unpleasant prospect, but these days in our part of the world, the procedure is straight forward and done in just a few minutes.
An article in the Journal of The Norwegian Medical Associationi points to a dramatic increase in the number of people receiving cataract surgery in Norway – from barely 3 400 in 1983 to nearly 45 000 in 2003. The article points to the following reasons for this extreme increase:
new (cheaper and faster) surgical methods, surgery is performed on outpatients – i.e. without hospitalization, low risk of complications, government has prioritized cataract surgery, and increased demand has been met by the emergence of private clinics. 
Other sources point to an aging population as a major cause of the increase. I’m 66, so that could make sense also in my case, although I’m in the lower area of the age bracket. Nevertheless, I have serious doubts as to whether the causes of the increase in cataracts are well identified: Could it not also be that a larger proportion of the population is getting cataracts? And could it be that I belong to that group?
Why do I think this could be the case? Well, because of the works of the ophthalmologist Milton Zaret, who died in 2012, at age 91, leaving just a small notice in The New York Timesii. An obituary may be read at Microwave News.comiii: In the late 1950s, Zaret began studying the effects of microwave radiation on the eyes. At the time, radar was the main source of radiation, and microwave ovens were just about to arrive. Since then, the exposures have increased tremendously – approximately 5 000-fold in the industrialized countries between 1985 and 2005 alone – indoorsiv, and that is even prior to the real explosion of the wireless age. Zaret demonstrated that radiation induced cataracts, at significantly lower radiation levels than the current Norwegian (and e.g. American) safety standards, has a distinctive development: It originates in the lens capsule. Few other cataract varieties start there. This means that the appearance of the initial, characteristic ‘cloudy lumps’ in this particular area, points to EMF (electromagnetic fields) as a likely cause.
My research colleague at the Norwegian telecommunications research institute in the early 1990s, Knut Nordby, was a psychologist and an eyesight specialist, and severely visually impaired himself. At the time, he claimed that a cell phone antenna held to the eye would cause clouding of the lens capsule. For the rest of us social scientists, that was intriguing, but well outside our field of expertise. I also remember him at one of our coffee breaks talking about the risk of injury to the eyes of toddlers who were allowed to play with their father’s mobile phone. Such research was apparently known to some, but didn’t really concern us social scientists; it was an issue we assumed the radio technicians would handle. In any case, nobody imagined that every young mother soon would be pushing her baby around with a mobile phone in her stroller, or that baby call systems based on the DECT-standard would emerge, with radiation levels just as powerful as cell phones, and with base stations always emitting. Today, such transmitters are willingly placed in strollers, next to the baby’s head, or hung on the baby cot when popping next door or watching TV downstairs.
Zaret’s findings fit well with later findings, such as cataracts discovered in calves grazing near mobile phone mastsv. Other studies have found increased prevalence of cornea damagevi, and increased incidences of cancer of the eyesvii. (See more findings among the research reports on EMF and eye-effects listed by the Swedish NGO Strålskyddsstiftelsenviii). Common to these findings are the exposure of radiation levels substantially lower than the safety standards currently applied in Norway.
In brochures, on their website, at public conferences as well as in courtrooms, the Norwegian Radiation Protection Agency (NRPA), as many other national RPAs) repeatedly states that there is no sufficient scientific basis for claims that microwave radiation at such low effects can damage people’s health. But the findings were good enough for Milton Zaret, and they did fit the bigger picture he saw. In 1973 he stated at a US congressional hearing:
«There is a clear, present and ever-increasing danger to the entire population of our country from exposure to the entire non-ionizing portion of the electromagnetic spectrum. The dangers cannot be overstated because most non-ionizing radiation injuries occur covertly, usually do not become manifest until after latent periods of years, and when they do become manifest, the effects are seldom recognized.”
The findings were also good enough for the US military. Zaret’s statements in Congress echoed what the military already knew – a fact documented by reports from a number of research projects the US military carried out or had translated at that time. The reports documented physical damage and other effects of EMF exposure above as well as below the threshold needed to create heat-effects. (Figure 1 shows two pages of an example.)
Milton Zaret lost his contracts with the Air Force, Army and Navy after he began publishing his research. A substantial effort was made to discredit him and his research findings. The justifications for such actions were both financial and strategic. An example of the military rationale can be seen in the following «executive summary» of the advisory board of a joint research program for the three defense branches as to the biological effects of electromagnetic radiation – «the Tri-Service Electro-Magnetic Radiation Bioeffects Research Program»ix, dated 11 June 1975:
«The principal objective of the EMR research program is to maximize personnel safety while minimizing operational constraints. In these austere times, where it is mandatory that all military organizations “do more with less”, the Department of Defense cannot afford a program that would “avert all risks” on a short term basis. Rather, the program is being organized to apply a practical “level of effort” to achieve answers to logical questions in a priority sequence. While proceeding in this manner, it is recognized that many isolated reports of so-called “low level bioeffects” will not be adressed nor, therefore, resolved in the near future. On the other hand, the program will provide the best available collective data base of EMR bioeffects to make timely and appropriate decisions in support of specific DOD systems operations. This means, in effect, that through this program each service can provide the best guidance available at any point in time to prepare and/or defend everything from environmental impact statements to detailed operating procedures concerning any of their EMF emitters.”
«Counter-research» was also initiated to discredit Milton Zaret and restore the belief that the only way detrimental health effects could be caused by microwaves, was through acute and powerful heating. His findings were sought to be refuted, both sides claiming that their scientific standpoint had not been disproven. This story, and sources, is also detailed in Zaret’s obituary in Microwave News. Military report on findings in the
Military report on findings in the «Eurasian Communist countries» from research on EMF and health. Classified, later declassified. Click for large picture. The report shows findings of health effects on all body systems, caused by radio and microwave radiation, at levels both above and below the current safety limit. (downloadable at several Internet sites)
The smear campaigns succeeded, and Milton Zaret’s voice was drowned out by the noise. Nonetheless, history of science has proven Zaret right, as many prominent researchers in the field have upheld: The research findings supporting him are overwhelming, and cannot be explained by the dogmas that underlie our radiation safety standards – the belief that non-ionizing radiation below standards cannot possibly have sub-thermal biological effects, and the dogma that the only proven damage that can possibly be caused by such radiation, is linked to acute heat effects. Zaret’s research findings, which appear incomprehensible as well as unacceptable for the adherents of the old teachings, can be clearly and stepwise explained by new knowledge within biology and what is now called bioelectromagnetics:
  1. Cataracts as well as host of other disorders may result from damages caused by oxidative stress to proteins, DNA, and other basic elements within cells as well as the signalling between them;
  2. Oxidative stress can be caused at the cellular level by excessive calcium influx in cells; and
  3. EMF from external sources can open the cell-membranes’ calcium ion channels (VGCCs) for such influx and can also work through other mechanisms – at EMF effects way below the current Western safety limits.
These mechanisms, whether VGCC based or not, have now been thoroughly documented over the years – most recently in a 2015 research review of one hundred currently available peer-reviewed studies testing the link between EMF and oxidative stressx: The studies were conducted in vitro and in vivo – on cells, on plants and animals, as well as humans. Out of the hundred studies, only seven did not find a significant relationship in terms of oxidative stress caused by EMF – at levels considerably below the Norwegian (and most national) radiation safety limits. Those seven studies found no significant link. Thus, the 93 positive studies are the ones that matter – unless they all turn out to be the victims of incorrect measurements, sloppiness in the laboratory, poor analyses or foul play.
You, the reader, may consider by yourself the likelihood that all 93 would be wrong. The 93 experiments, separately and summarily, support the epidemiological and theoretical findings that a number of other scientists previously have made, and that prof. Martin Pall also summed up in my interview with him on my blogxi and at his presentation at the Oslo House of Literature, in the autumn of 2014xii. These findings are pretty much as close as one get to conclusive evidence within complex empirical sciences.
The institutions that set safety standards in the Western hemisphere – the ICNIRP foundation, the WHO’s department “The EMF project”, and the various national radiation protection agencies – have not yet fully taken these new realities into account: Their understanding of health effects and science were adapted from the operational needs of the military during the Cold War, but has now fallen apart as it cannot explain the new research findings, while newer insights in biomedicine provide us with plausible explanations. It belongs to the nature of paradigm shifts that these institutions have major problems digesting this new reality. The RPAs’ cliché loaded defense of the current radiation safety standards is part of this picture, as is e.g. the Norwegian Health Ministry’s clambering to the national RPA with the standard wording: «Overall, there is currently no scientific basis” etc… This statement appears to be once learned by heart, and the more used, the more these authorities lock themselves into a position of defending the undefensible.

It seems I will need to visit my eye doctor again to ask where my cataract first made its appearance: In the lens capsule, or in the lens itself? Whichever it was, the surgery will be the same, but my view of things may not be.
Moreover, I wonder about the following:
US military and American ICT business have, from what it seems to me, led a far more aggressive line defending their microwave based core technology than the Europeans traditionally have, including documented scientific manipulation, deceit and outright fraud.xiii
My defense-community friends in Norway do not believe that anyone in this country would knowingly and deceitfully protect a technology that research since long had shown does substantially increase the risk of serious illnesses. Neither have I personally seen any indications of such underhandedness amongst collegues in the ICT industry that I worked for for so long. I suppose they – like me – simply didn’t know any better, as we in our work took the established view on risk, «the thermal paradigm» (i.e. no hurt unless heating), for granted, and did not see through the smokescreens. The available knowledge of the time, within those circles, stated that such damage could not arise from non-ionizing radiation unless it was powerful enough to cause acute heat effects, and you got close enough. Thus, preventing personnel from coming too close to RF towers or in front of radars was considered sufficient to protect against such immediate problems.
My old boss at one of the world’s leading mobile phone companies, Telenor, mr. Jon Fredrik Baksaas, has just retired from the CEO job he held for 14 years. But he will continue to serve as the chairman of GSMA – previously the international association of the GSM industry, now in fact the lead association of the global mobile industry. Baksaas left behind a long career as head of one of the globe’s leading telecommunication companies, a company where Corporate Social Responsibility has been a main pillar, and where the social benefits of mobile communications has since its inception been an important source of motivation – for Baksaas as well as for myself and many others. However, now it has been excessively documented, and evident, once we accept that the thermal paradigm has fallen, that this industry’s core technology was accompanied by a substantial risk-increase in general morbidity – in principle already since the days of Marconi, but only since the last few decades of significant relevance to us all.xiv This applies to the core technology as well as to the customers, but also to this business’ employees. However, surveys looking for EMF related injuries or illness among office workers would normally conclude with “no findings”, as they would find radiation levels to be below standard limits, and various sufferings would appear spread and unrelated. So, Zaret was right here as well, when he stated that suspicion of EMF being the cause would probably not arise, even if a higher rate were found, – of, say, cataracts. With wrong maps, you don’t get the terrain right.
I dare hope that Jon Fredrik Baksaas will approach this issue in his retirement job. He has the ability to listen, the ability to decide, and the ability to take action. And he will quickly understand the societal implications. He will also find a number of reasons for taking on the issue by turning to ISO 26000, the international guidance standard for organizational social responsibility (SR): As a senior adviser in the corporate staff, I headed the Norwegian contribution to its development – at Telenor’s expense. Now mr. Baksaas may profit from that investment, using this global standard as a lever – whether for disruptive change or for a stepwise, more precautionary approach.
So what matters should Fredrik, as he is most informally adressed within Telenor, see as prime concerns?
ICNIRP, the European foundation behind the recommendations as to safety standards for non-ionizing radiation, setting the stage in Europe and with the WHO, should be given a new mandate, recognizing the evidence from biomedical and bioelectromagnetics research as to increased health risks from EMF, rather than fighting against even the strongest evidence by declaring it “not proven”. (Strictly speaking, nothing is ever “proven” in empirical sciences.) GSMA has the power to achieve this change, and to show that the industry aims for a sustainable future. WHO’s subdivision «The EMF project» constitutes an important and orderly international effort to establish limits for public radiation protection, but it works on the basis of the ICNIRP recommendations and in close cooperation with ICNIRP. These ties need to be loosened. As an important contributor to the WHO’s work on EMFs, GSMA has the power to achieve this. The GSMA sponsors, i.e. the major telecom companies and equipment manufacturers, need education. They have to build in-house competence on the collateral damage on health from their business. They have chosen, for reasons that no longer are legitimate, just to adhere to the lax radiation level standards proposed by ICNIRP, with no precautions added to account for risks for long term effects. The GSMA sponsors have the power to change this devastating practice, and should do so if they take their social responsibilities seriously. Research for alternative technologies compatible with known human sensitivity to EMFs, should be encouraged. Research done at present to reduce EMF within the present ICNIRP/WHO “termally based” world viewxv, is just a waste of time and money if judged with the knowledge from Milton Zaret and his collegues within bioelectromagnetics in mind. There is room for far tougher grips. GSMA has the power to create a change, and a moral obligation to take lead in this needed transition. 
Fredrik, this challenge is at least as large, and more important than any challenge you have faced in your career until now! Ironically, the tremendous success of the mobile industry will make the task much harder. But for your achievements in this domain, you will be remembered for much longer!
Einar Flydal, 16. August 2015
PS. After I published the Norwegian version of this blogpost, two friends of mine, both ICT people in their early fifties, very sceptic to my message on radiation and health, and both responsible of operations of WiFi school networks in entire their cities, adressed me independently to tell that they were already treated for cataracts… Just an incidence? Surely, if you use the wrong map.
Einar Flydal is a former researcher, strategist and senior adviser at the Telenor ASA Corporate staff, and an adjunct professor at the Norwegian University of Science and Technology. He is retired since 2011, runs a blog (in Norwegian only) on electromagnetic radiation and health (einarflydal.com), and gives lectures on the topic. He is a political scientist (cand.polit.) and a Master of Telecom Strategy and tech. Management (MTS).
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Footnotes:
i In Aasved, H.: Kataraktoperasjoner og ventetider i Norge, Tidsskrift for Den norske legeforening 2008; 128:466-7
ii http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/nytimes/obituary.aspx?pid=157878136 (read 7th August 2015)
iii http://www.microwavenews.com/news-centemilton-zaret-early-prophet-microwave-hazards-dies-91, read 01.08.2015. Information on Milton Zaret and quotations is mainly from here. There are numerous references to Zaret in Paul Bordeur’s book referenced in a footnote below.
iv Maes, W.: Stress Caused by Electromagnetic Fields and Radiation. Neubeuern, 2005, oppgitt i Yakymenko, I & al.: Oxidative mechanisms of biological activity of low-intensity radiofrequency radiation, Electromagn Biol Med, Early Online: 1–16, 2015
v Hässig M & al.: Prevalence of nuclear cataract in Swiss veal calves and its possible association with mobile telephone antenna base stations, Schweiz Arch Tierheilkd. 2009 Oct;151(10):471-8
vi Akar A: Effects of low level electromagnetic field exposure at 2.45 GHz on rat cornea, Int J Radiat Biol. 2013 Apr; 89(4):243-9
vii Behrens T &al: Occupational exposure to electromagnetic fields and sex-differential risk of uveal melanoma, Occup Environ Med , online publication: 25. Aug. 2010
viii http://www.stralskyddsstiftelsen.se/riskeogon/
ix Retrieved from Brodeur, Paul: The Zapping of America, 1977, ss. 230-231. Paul Brodeur is an investigative journalist. He did extensive work on the issue of asbestos and health. Health from microwaves was his next major focus.
x Yakymenko, I & al.: Oxidative mechanisms of biological activity of low-intensity radiofrequency radiation, Electromagn Biol Med, Early Online: 1–16, 2015, http://informahealthcare.com/doi/abs/10.3109/15368378.2015.1043557
xi http://einarflydal.com/2014/10/05/prof-martin-pall-vi-vet-det-na-elektrotaka-skaper-sykdom/, Norwegian only.
xii See video at https://youtu.be/_Up8bqiJN2k
xiii See, e.g., this scam story: Carlo, G: The Latest Reassurance Ruse About Cell Phones and Cancer, J. Aust. Coll. Nutr. & Env. Med. Vol. 26 No.1 (April 2007) page 1-4. PDF version at http://www.next-up.org/pdf/DanishStudyDrGeorgeCarlo.pdf (visited 7. August 2015)
xiv We may consider this the price we unwittingly paid for a technological development on one specific platform – rather than developing communications on a different one. Such a view was forwarded in the German sociologist Ulrich Beck’s writings on how modern society repeatedly locks into areas where it cannot know the consequences of its own actions: Modern society storms towards the unknown without any kind of precaution. And then tries to deal with the problems as they arise. After all, it is impossible to anticipate them anyway. The precautionary principle is a countermeasure.
xv E.g., the Lexnet project (Low EMF Exposure Future Networks), http://www.lexnet-project.eu/. Del dette:
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2018.01.06 22:35 Jwbman The minions in me: a buzzfeed despicable me erotica

"Katie! It is a pleasure," he said in a nonspecific eastern European accent. "I could not resist when your lovely profile repeatedly came up on my Tinder application."
"And how could I resist a swipe right from the world's greatest villain?" said Katie.
Gru's pale cheeks turned pink. From between them stuck a long, pointed nose. His beady eyes were topped with bushy eyebrows, which were the only hairs on an ovoid head that looked like it had been stomped on. His stick legs angled up to a lumpy torso, like somebody had filled a black sock with cottage cheese then swung it around until it bunched in one end. Not exactly a dad bod on this one.
"You do flatter me," said Gru as he led her inside. They entered a luxurious dining room lined with the mounted heads of extinct animals. An expensive-looking meal waited on the table.
"I thought we could eat before … getting down to business," said Gru.
"Oh mister Gru, a real date? You're so old fashioned."
They made small talk as Katie picked at her meal. Honestly, this supervillain was super disappointing. He droned on about his cold mother and troubled childhood and precious feelings. Yawn.
"I hear you stole the Golden Gate Bridge," she said, interrupting him in hopes of drifting to something fun.
Something brushed her leg underneath the table.
"Yes! I was driving across, and thought, lightbulb! I can use my bubble cannon to encase the bridge in a giant sphere, then float it to my secret lair. Real shame that everyone on it slowly suffocated to death."
Something rubbery caressed Katie's ankle. Did he have a cat? Stifled giggling floated from under the table. She gasped when she looked down and spotted an eye staring from the darkness.
Mistaking her gasp as a reaction to him, Gru continued: "Come now, you know who I am. Women, they date me for my money, but have no interest in accepting the real me. Just like my mother."
It took everything Katie had to keep herself from ducking under the table to see what was crawling around down there, having way more fun than she was.
Instead, she flashed him an animated smile. "I know who you are. You can trust me." She reached across the table and patted his hand. His face relaxed, but turned to annoyance as his phone rang.
He took the phone to the next room, but she could still hear every word.
"I'm a bit busy, can you … what? Pharrell who? Pharrell Williams?"
The table cloth billowed, and a creature hopped onto Katie's lap. He looked like a two-foot-high yellow pill with stubby appendages, wearing blue overalls and, over a single eye, goggles. Er, a goggle.
He was one of Gru's famous minions. She'd seen them on the news. The screaming cornpops who are tearing apart society, the headlines not-so-kindly called them.
"Not the unicorn again," grumbled Gru into the phone in the other room.
The minion produced a flower from the back of his overalls and handed it to Katie. She took it, smiling as the robotic flower's petals spun around, then patted his head. He purred.
Katie held a finger to her lips. "Shhh, your master doesn't want you here."
Gru hung up. Before he could return and catch the minion, she shoved him back under the table.
"So sorry, so sorry," said Gru. "It's Pharrell Williams again. He's riding a unicorn that is so fluffy that those who look at it die immediately. Too much fluff, you see."
"Mmm hmm," said Katie. Her skirt had ridden up, and she felt the minion's breath against her thighs.
Gru's face twisted with jealousy. "Pharrell sings catchy songs to attract crowds. He's wearing his giant hat, so people see the hat, and they say damn, that's a big hat! By the time they notice the unicorn, it's too late. They're dead from fluff. It's the perfect supervillain plot."
"You're not going to let him upstage you," said Katie, trying to keep her composure, but she couldn't help guiding the minion toward her moistening love muffin. She could tell from the smacking of his lips that he wanted to get closer.
"No, of course not! Sorry, but I must go defend my title."
Katie feigned disappointment, which was difficult to pull off with the minion's floppy tongue exploring her pleasure taco. "Too bad," she said. "We were just getting started."
Gru edged toward the door as Katie remained sitting. He grabbed a few gadgets and his striped scarf. "Maybe … maybe you could stay here and wait, so we can continue our date later?"
"Oh!" shouted Katie as the minion hit her sweet spot. In truth. the date was horrible. This dude was a murderer, and also, hadn't asked her a single question about herself. But she wanted—no, needed—to stick around and find out more about these minions. "Oh yes! Sounds like a plan." Gru dashed away.
Dan Meth / BuzzFeed Finally! She pulled back her chair to get a better look at the minion who was so skillfully eating her out.
"Bapple!" the minion said. Its goggle was smeared with her pulpy love juice.
"You think I taste like apples? How sweet of you."
A grate in the ceiling flipped open, and two more minions tumbled into the room. These ones had two eyes, and one of them was short and squat, while the other was taller, like a yellow cocktail sausage.
The tall one smacked the one-eyed one. "Jort! Malo!" he said.
The pussy-eater, whose name was apparently Jort, fell over. He and the tall one got into a slap-fight, rolling on the floor like a fucked up yellow tumbleweed. When the they were done, the three of them stood there with their dumb, gaping faces.
"Sooo," she said. "What's the deal with you guys?"
"Blab!" said Jort.
"A lab? Can you show me?" asked Katie.
Their faces lit up. They got behind her and pushed her toward one of the room's many doors. The feeling of their six little gloved hands shoving at her butt tickled her in a strange way.
She was ushered into an elevator, which took them to an expansive underground laboratory. Dozens of minions worked at various tables full of sizzling beakers and dismantled electronics. Sparks and explosions lit the air, and it smelled like greasy ozone. Aerial drones whizzed overhead. They continued pushing her on until they reached a featureless yellow surface in one corner of the room.
Katie bit her lip. "Look, guys, this lab is cool and all, but I'll level with you. I was all horned up for a Tinder date, and your boss is lame. You gonna show me your dicks or what?"
The three of them laughed. The tall one punched the short one in the face and said "Norge! Butt!"
Norge held up a panel with a single red button. He giggled maniacally. "Butt!" he shouted, then pressed it.
A panel in the floor opened and a heart-shaped bed popped out of it. The lights dimmed and a disco ball started turning. Alcoves opened in the walls, each full of phallic gadgets.
"Whoa, you guys are way ahead of me! You have your own sex dungeon! Rad."
The minions giggled. Jort pointed at the back of Katie's skirt. "Butt!" he said.
"You want me to go first? You horny little fuckers!" said Katie. She slipped her panties off, then crawled onto the bed. The minions fell silent as they stared at her with their vacant eyes.
She raised her ass in the air, then flipped up the back of her skirt, giving them a peek at her glistening pussy and bare ass.
The minions burst out in laughter again. "Butt!" they all said in unison, which made them laugh harder.
It was infectious. Katie flipped over and caught her breath after a fit of giggles. "Get over here you fucking idiots!" They obediently hopped onto the bed. "I've seen what your mouths can do. Now get to work, minions."
Dan Meth / BuzzFeed Their tongues flopped out and explored her body. They were spongy and warm, like soggy little paint rollers. Jort slapped his tongue against her neck while Norge jabbed at her sopping pussy. The tall one started at her belly button, then snail-trailed his way up her body, slipping her blouse off as he did so.
She found herself face to face with the tall one. "You!" she said.
He pointed at himself. "Pim!"
"Okay, Pim. I want you to take my bra off and—"
Before she finished speaking, he reached around and snapped off her bra, which he put over his goggles as he laughed stupidly.
"Listen, Pim. I need you to show me your dick." From the moment she first saw a minion, she'd wondered what their dicks looked like. Did they even have any? The sex dungeon seemed to say yes, but she needed to see for herself.
Pim stood on the bed. He wiggled his hips and did a little dance, then slipped his overalls over what passed for shoulders. That answered another question Katie had: minions did not have nipples.
She moaned as, down below, Norge skillfully tinkered with her pleasure gadget. Overcome with lust, she clawed at Pim, knocking him over and pulling his overalls off completely.
At first, she wasn't quite sure what she was looking at. Between Pim's stubby legs, there was certainly … something. A protrusion that bulged as she stared at it. But at its tip was a black nub, and seams ran along its sides.
Pim rolled his eyes, then pointed at his protrusion. "Banana!" he said.
Katie raised her eyebrows. "Huh?"
"Banana!"
A lightbulb went off. "Oh! That's why you're always going on about bananas. You want me to unpeel you."
She grabbed the black nub and pulled. The bulge split apart at the tip. She gradually pulled back flaps of skin, unpeeling the minion's dick just like a banana. Ah, yes, there it was! It looked just like the tip of a cut human dick.
The resemblance stopped as she unpeeled further. She kept expecting to peel past the yellow head and find smooth ridge between head and shaft. But she got further and further down, and there was no shaft to be found. Like the minions' bodies, their dicks were all head.
"Wow!" moaned Katie, partially at the weird minion schlong, partially at Norge's skillful clam lapping. She shuddered with a mini orgasm, but it wasn't enough to satisfy her.
"Blojo!" said Pim, leaning back and shoving his hips at her. His penis swelled so big that it was longer than his legs. Katie leaned over and prodded at it with her pierced tongue. Pim's eyes rolled up in his goggles. He shuddered so hard that his lips flapped and he sounded like a spring going boy-yoy-yoing!!! It must have been a while since these minions got any.
His spongy yellow nub felt like velvet in her mouth. Being all head, it was perfectly smooth, and he seemed to squeak with pleasure no matter which angle she suckled at.
Norge diligently worked her pussy, while… wait a minute, where was Jort?
She forced her eyes open and spotted Jort behind Pim. He'd grabbed a gun with a radar dish on the end and aimed it at them.
"Cum gun!" giggled Jort as he pulled the trigger, sending a white laser flying at Pim's butt.
Suddenly, Pim's cock swelled and emptied its load into her throat. It tasted like banana, except the shitty fake candy version of banana, like in those Runts candies she ate as a kid. Still, it wasn't entirely unpleasant swallowing the minion's fruity load.
Dan Meth / BuzzFeed Pim's eyes narrowed. He whipped himself out of Katie's mouth, then turned and swatted the gun out of Jort's hands. Jort laughed hysterically as Pim gave him a severe beating, sending yellow blood flying.
Ignoring the commotion, Norge stood on the bed and wiped his mouth. He smiled at Katie as he slipped out of his overalls and unpeeled his own banana babymaker. His was even bigger than Pim's. He had to lean back to keep from toppling over.
"You've done well, my minion," said Katie. She spread her legs further. "Now enter my secret lair."
The minion pounced forward. Her sopping pussy sang with pleasure as he did her bidding. "Muahahaha!" she exclaimed.
The spongy, featureless rod inside her felt so friggin' weirdly good that she immediately came again. "Woooooo! Unf! Unf! Unf!" mumbled Norge as he pounded her harder and harder with each stroke.
The other two stopped fighting. Pim emerged with cracked goggles. He grabbed another gadget – a blue cylinder with a handle on the side – before heading back to the bed.
Pim high-fived Norge, who continued pounding Katie. Then he pointed the blue cylinder at himself and squeezed the handle. A beam shot out, and Pim began to shrink.
Now the size of an apple, Pim crawled up Katie's naked torso, caressing her with his dragging stem-sized penis. He shimmied along her collarbone, then along the side of her neck, and nibbled at her earlobe.
Jort approached from the other side. He had what looked like a glowing blue hair dryer in one hand.
Shrunken Pim did a lap around her ear canal with his tongue, getting it nice and wet, then stood and shoved his snack-sized weiner into the side of her head. She almost pulled away, but realized that it felt just like sticking a Q-tip in her ear after a long day – mmm, relief.
Jort pointed the hair dryer at her breast. Instead of heat, frost squeezed at her pinkish girly-mounds. An ex had tried rubbing ice cubes on her skin, but this felt much more intense. Jort jacked himself off as he watched the freeze ray harden her nipples into little icicles. He'd already spooged, but while the ice on her tits melted, she found another way to pleasure the minion: she reached around and spread his butt cheeks to finger his squeaky little asshole.
Katie closed her eyes and let the pleasure wash over her. The high-pitched squeals and giggles of the minions were music to her ears, and feeling their moist little fingers and sticky yellow dicks all over her body was something straight out of every woman's fantasies.
More tiny appendages joined the fun, poking, flicking, and caressing her in all the right places. She felt like a stock car pulling over and having ten men giver her the perfect tune-up.
The minions weren't very good at anything else, but damn, they could fuck.
One of them pulled out and furiously tugged at himself, eyes bulging, tongue lolling. The others followed suit. One by one, they blew their loads onto her. The air filled with the smell of candy, and she was splashed with their liquid pleasure from head to toe. Katie arched her back, squirting, seizing with the power of a thousand tiny orgasms.
"Wow," she said. "That shit was bananas."
The bed looked like a bucket of lemon meringue had been slopped on it. She leaned against a pillow. Minions collapsed around her. Some of them fell asleep and began snoring. Others nuzzled against her. Jort rested against her chest, looking up at her lovingly with his bulging, vacant eye.
A fucky feeling filled Katie's heart as she looked at the minions. In their blank stares, she saw a promise that they would protect and accept her no matter what she did. In their featureless skin, she saw endless possibility. In their nonsense words and expressive yet wit-free faces, she felt like she could say anything to them. She saw nothing. She saw herself. The minions were her, and she was the minions.
The realization hit her hard: Katie was hopelessly in love. With all of them.
Gru returned after crushing Pharrell Williams and his unicorn with the Golden Gate Bridge. The mansion was strangely quiet
.
"Pim?" he called out. "Jort? Norge? Colton? Lanz? Mister Poon? Burpo?"
None of his minions came to greet him. Panic set in as he entered the secret laboratory. Only a few of the shittiest minions remained.
"What happened?" he demanded, but the imbeciles just farted and laughed.
He checked his security drone video footage. Just a few minutes ago, Katie had marched out the front door with most of his minions.
"Mother fucker!" he shouted.
He rewound further. She'd fucked them! He never should have let them build that sex dungeon. Maybe this was all his fault. He had been so selfish during the date. There he was on the rapidly rewinding video, blabbing on. He always did this; he found some DTF woman on Tinder, but then got nervous, said the wrong things, and drove her away. Was it any wonder that Katie ran straight into the crappy little arms of the minions?
Something on the screen caught his eye. "Zoom in! Enhance!" he said.
The video zoomed in on Katie standing outside, before knocking on the door. She took off an ID badge and jammed it in her pocket. Zooming further, he could read what it said: Katie Ponopoulos, Matching Specialist, Tinder.
Gru leaned in close, scanning the video. When Katie put down her purse, an item of clothing flopped out, but she quickly stuffed it back in.
"Zoom!" screamed Gru.
It was a hat. A big, stupid hat. There was only one person who could have given her a hat that big: Pharrell Williams.
Gru's jaw dropped as the truth hit him. Katie had never intended to date him. She'd hacked Tinder so he would invite her over, then used a friendship with Pharrell to make sure Gru would leave.
That dirty villain! Fucking the minions was Katie's evil plan the whole time.
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2017.10.06 15:50 randomnorgebruker Vet ikke hvor ellers jeg skal spørre om dette. 25 år gammel ufrivillig norsk jomfru. Tips?

Som tittelen antyder. Jeg vet ikke om dette er riktig forum for denne typen poster, men siden klaraklok.no er lagt ned og lommelegen.no koster spenn, prøver jeg her. Dette handler om noe personlig, så om du ikke bryr deg, ikke les videre.
Jeg er mann som bor i Oslo, og jeg har null erfaring med jenter. Har aldri fått så mye som et kyss. Dette er ikke på grunn av noe valg jeg har tatt. Jeg sparer meg ikke til "den rette". Jeg har aldri sagt nei til noen sjanser. De har bare aldri vært der. Jeg har flere ganger prøvd meg på jenter og spurt dem på date, men ingen har vist meg interesse. Jeg er over 190cm, 95 kilo, og over snitt utseende.
Jeg ble mobbet siden barnehagen. På barneskolen fikk jeg kallenavnet "dritt", og ble utstøtt sosialt. Alltid valgt sist til lag, aldri valgt som partner til gruppe, ingen ville sitte ved siden av meg på bussen, selv når alle andre seter var tatt. På ungdomskolen gikk denne mobbingen over på ydmykelse. Bursdager slutta jeg å feire da jeg var 13, ettersom ingen som var bedt kom på 12-årsdagen min heller. Gjennom hele ungdomstiden var det en "sport" å holde fester totalt hemmelig fra meg, for så å skryte av alt det kule som skjedde på festen til meg dagen etterpå. Så langt i livet har jeg aldri blitt bedt på noen privat bursdag eller fest. På videregående ble det enda værre. Jeg betrodde til en klassekamerat jeg trodde jeg kunne stole på i 10. klasse at jeg aldri hadde kyssa en jente. Dette ryktet spredde seg lynraskt, og hele videregående-kullet visste at jeg var "han ukyssa" før de visste navnet mitt. Dette var et rykte som holdt seg gående helt ut Vg3. I VG1 var det dessuten en som hadde gått i klassen min siden barneskolen som lagde et "prank" med de nye skoledatamaskinene, og la inn barneporno på min mens jeg var ute i friminuttet. Dermed fikk jeg også rykte for å være "pedo". Dermed ble også VdG et helvete for meg. Det hjalp heller ikke at jeg var forelska i ei jente jeg hadde null sjangs med i 5 år, og at hun ble fornærmet over at jeg trodde jeg hadde en mulighet.
I løpet av skoletiden var jeg hos helsesøstre og gjennom ungdompsykatrien og ble nøye evaluert - ADHD, ADD, autisme, asberger, adferds/lærevansker, alt mulig.... Og alt testet negativt. Da jeg var 15 ble jeg målt til 138 IQ og "over gjenomsnittlig" emosjonell intelligens. Jeg gikk til psykolog og psykiater i flere år - og de mente at det ikke var noe galt med meg, at jeg kun hadde vært uheldig med mitt sosiale miljø.
i 2011 gikk jeg ut av VDG. Jeg hadde jeg ingen venner, var fast mobbeoffer og syndebukk. Jeg prøvde å engasjere meg som russ, men russestyret holdt meg bevisst utenfor, og lot være å varsle meg om samlinger og arrangementer. Dette fikk jeg høre fra styreformann ansikt til ansikt var "for mitt eget beste". Jeg tok ingen russeknuter, og blei spysjuk på russetreffet. Noen bil var jeg ikke på, selv om jeg prøvde å bli med... Avangsåret var kanskje det værste når det gjaldt sosial utestengelse. For å få en ny start sosialt, begynte jeg så på folkehøyskole... Og der gjorde min manglende sosiale erfaring at jeg blei utstøtt igjen. I noen av klassene jeg tok rottet flere seg sammen for å late som ovenfor meg at klassen var avlyst, slik at de kunne ha den uten meg. Jeg prøvde også å bli med flere jenter og gikk ut på fylla, men ingen var interessert... På slutten av året var jeg forelska i ei ny jente, og hun endte opp med å ha sex med romkameraten min vegg til vegg med mitt internatrom. Jeg kunne høre de dreiv på i timevis. Det var tortur.
I 2012 prøvde jeg å få jobb. Jeg har ~4.5. snitt fra VdG, så trodde det skulle være enkelt å få seg jobb. Jeg prøvde i to år, med NAV, hundrevis av søknader, jobbsøkekurs, utnytting av nettverk, fulgte alle mulige råd.... Jeg prøvde å få frivillig arbeid slik at jeg kunne bygge CV, men dette krever erfaring for å få også.... Landa tilsammen et halvt dusin intervju, men fikk ingenting pga. mangel på erfaring. Pga pengemangel er jeg da stuck her i Norge. Det var også i denne perioden mamma og pappa begynte å droppe så ikke subtile hint som "Det er greit om du er homse, vi aksepterer det", og "Du trenger ikke være flau over oss hvis du vil ta med ei jente hjem". Jeg er ikke homse, og skulle gjerne tatt med jente hjem. Pappa ble gift da han var 22, så han har neppe peiling.
Derfor begynte jeg på universitetet i 2013. Jeg bestemte meg for å gi 110% på engasjement sosialt og akademisk. Sosialt er det helt tomt. Jeg prøvde å gjøre meg aktiv i faddergruppa og flere foreninger, snakke og være så åpen og imøtekommende som mulig, skaffe meg nye venner. Nå er jeg halvveis på masteren min, 4 år senere, og jeg har fortsatt ingen venner eller sosial sirkel. Noen kjente ansikter er det jo, men ingen merker forskjell om jeg er der eller ikke... Ingen har heller bedt meg med på noe som helst. Det er alltid jeg som må dytte og vise alt initiativ, og så fort jeg slutter å mase, gidder ikke folk holde kontakten. 90% av medstudenter har sine "sirkler", og det er umulig terskel å bryte inn. På jentefronten har jeg prøvd å bli kjent med jenter på studiene mine, og prøvd å vise interesse. uten noe hell. Jeg kan telle 7 forskjellige jenter jeg har bedt med ut på alt fra uforpliktende kaffe til date de siste fire åra, og ingen har sagt ja... Jeg kan forøvrig si at jeg aldri har besøkt ei jente heller, og har aldri hatt date. Prøvde å finne hore i 2014 og blei nesten tatt. Jeg fant escortepike som jeg hadde nummer til og bokmerket i nettleseren min. I de få dagene jeg samla mot til å gå gjennom med det, ble escortesiden avslørt i Dagbladet som en politifront for å ta horekunder. Hadde jeg gått gjennom med dette, ville jeg vært både jomfru og sexforbryter samtidig. Har altså lite lyst til å kjøpe sex etter denne opplevelsen.
Jeg har alltid vært villig til å gjøre alt med jenter. Klining, sex, dating, hva som helst. Prøver å ikke tenkte på det, men jeg begynner å bli desperat. Jeg blir liggende våken i sorg å tenke på det. Det føles som om jeg blir aktivt nektet en vesentlig del av voksenlivet og det å være menneske.
Jeg swiper alle Tinder-profiler innen 35km rekkevidde hver dag. Har 2 brukere, en med seriøs profil, den andre en ONS profil. De 2-3 matchene jeg får slutter å svare etter et par utvekslinger uansett. Samme på Sukker.no. Jeg har frekventert flere barer i Oslo på jakt etter gira jenter, men de gir meg aldri noen oppmerksomhet selv når de er fulle... ingen romkamerater eller studiekamerater er aktuelle for dating heller. Prøvd ca 50 "cold approach" på universitet og i politisk engasjement, men har alltid fått nei... Til og med prøvd å spontant kysse fulle damer på dansegulvet en 4-5 ganger. Blir selvsagt avvist.
Erfaringsmangelen min begynner å bli et enormt hinder. Jeg prøver å "fokusere på meg selv, ikke ta det så tungt", osv. Men sexlysten og det sosiale savnet har bare økt med åra, og hvis rådet ditt er "slutt å bry deg", kan du holde kjeft. Dette er ikke frivillige tanker. Det er en stadig plage for både konsentrasjon og søvn, bare for å nevne det mest irriterende. Værre blir det at jeg ikke vet hva jeg gjør feil. Hvordan er det meningen jeg skal lære å bli bedre hvis jeg aldri får noe positivt resultat uansett hva jeg gjør? Jeg tar godt vare på utseende og oppførsel, og alle rådene jeg ser på slike situasjonene virker så naive.... "finn ei full dame", eller "Bli kjent med ei som liker deg". Skulle gjerne det. Jeg har tatt alle sjanser jeg har visst om siden jeg var 14, uten hell.
Til oppsummering: Arbeidsledig student som er iferd med å bli ferdig som er 25 år og ukyssa jomfru. Har prøvd alt mulig rart for å bli akseptert sosialt og romantisk. Uten suksess. Pengelens og uten nettverk. Få framtidsutsikter. Bør også nevne at jeg har diagnosen ME, noe som begrenser hvor mye jeg orker av gangen.
Jeg har bare så jævla lyst til å kjenne en kvinnekropp inntil meg. Hva skal jeg gjøre?
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2017.03.23 15:05 AngryCharizard Updated SourceFed Best of All Time

PLAYLIST OF ALL THE VIDEOS: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0ufum6QEeRyMfja25IqrEX84Pzdp4sgb

SourceFed's Final Video: Steve's Office Memories: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIVwSTE-Boc

News Coverage

Passive-agressive stabbing a watermelon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q0loFRrF_g
Drug Dealers "Clean Up" w/ TIDE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2WK0zdytgc
Baby Sam at AdultCon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bapImCQ2vXY
Porn! Hentai Adventures at Anime Expo 2014!: https://youtu.be/ItwFeOxuCQw
FDA Lays the Smackown on Corn Sugar (Lee the Negotiator Newton): https://youtu.be/yqHSXirUTA4
Lee Netwon's DinoFed:
80 Year Old Man Fights Bear, Falls Off Cliff, SURVIVES!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4lpE5ADFPo
$15,000 to Breathe Kobe’s Air?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L12GWcBeHdA
WE VISIT the LARGEST IKEA IN THE US: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWvCn6ALcqI
All of Your Geekly News: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpLUYecsURc&list=PLPg5BJuO_PuuY97WHi8LiyscWcVmvCXq3&index=1
Are You A BASIC BITCH? - Deep Dive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ0qV7lRntI (I realize that Deep Dive isn't really news, but I don't know where else to put it)
The Study ft. Elliott C. Morgan: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8kma_GjQgWxdtb-aRgoigBF06WOpCnjx

CommComm

Jonathan Gay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yns4byB1Z8Q
Musical CommComm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRqf4hKGiw4
New Couch New Set on Comment Commentary 80!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaJ5v-0YSJc
Peter Marquez writes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG7zagQnnVw
It's a Flatulence CAT-astrophe on COMMENT COMMENTARY #125: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L028k2UxMFY
Joe’s Last Comment Commentary!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evGmnQlre8Y
Elliott Morgan's Last Video...: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0FxGEgXe4U
Creepy Crawly Comm Comm! (Thaddeus J. Spider): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tucQFxfC-Yw
Steve's Beard is Back! It's Comment Commentary 105!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68zVm6hc5bM

TableTalk

Flula TableTalk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWq6Uscx6Io
You're Not Ready For This #TableTalk! (Fuds Menu): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFhxJLqPyso
What is that a coffee machine?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV3O60kwJuM
The Gobble Stix #TableTalk!: https://youtu.be/g0xiULWk1so
George R.R. Martin TableTalk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KmWbmL4q7U
Apple Vs. Google and The Penis Game (Vest Friends): https://youtu.be/S1JVZiXd8Lw
Greatest Band in History and How Joe & Steve Almost Died: https://youtu.be/AbXFY3ud05o
Worst TableTalk ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv6do-22XPM
Best TableTalk ending: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nvNww4ELqo
God said no anal!: https://youtu.be/yqP-kvHsJ-s
Kidnapped at Conventions on #TableTalk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUvY2hOAgzY
4th Of July and Public Restroom Stories on #TableTalk!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWNUCSn7xY8
Hank Green Asks "What If Annoyance Felt Like Orgasms?": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt6UTxZu3gY
Transcend with Mike Falzone on #TableTalk!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CWCP-Pi948
Trisha's Last #TableTalk!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I30yu-cIz_U
Is This The Last Episode of Table Talk?!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyFux4AlCKY
KFC Bucket List on the All-New #TableTalk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M505g-dptY
Table Talk: Gone Wild. Just Saying: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QjKrBAIj5Y

Animated

The Infamous Poop Story on SourceFed Animated!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oew6jaG4z9I
Trisha's Troubles and BFTT Origins!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwqpThVz33I
Girl Parts and Lazy Nubbins on SourceFed Animated!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b-_LGSFT4w
Butthole Safety on Sourcefed Animated!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhrEdoxhjNk
Prince and the Spider Emporium on SourceFed Animated!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW18tAAj4V0

Sketches

Benjamin Franklin Time Traveler:
Santa Steve:
SourceFed's Christmas Special Extravaganza (2013): https://youtu.be/vkq2u0JEEv8
Nuclear Family:
The Final SourceFed Nerd Episode!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiGyignOr1A
Indoor Fire Works on The 4th of July?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gujZ1LXY84

Podcasts

Most Embarrassing Movie Theatre Date Stories: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIUQ758Sr9I
Spiderman Interrupts The Podcast! (Tendo burning a hole in your POCK): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guf0y9PKvpI
Will and Daren Antagonize PhillyD!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HWb4D0We28
Surprise Butt Sex?!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xY_Ftk6Zfs
Is Steve a ballsack? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfovnbab6Y8
Musical podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afmYYhpbc8c
Steve and Mike go to Universal Studios: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFTrN8_wR5g
Steve’s Stand up Routine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOvE11kGtU8
Will Gives His Two Weeks Notice (Porno catchphrases (I'm muh-muh-MIKE Lieberman): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FgNJoudOhc

Co-Workers/Oddities/Miscellaneous

The Presidential Succession Song - SOURCEFED SINGS!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4MF_aE0ZG0
"The Master Debate" (Don't F with Big Bird) Steve Sings: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRTcirbRyj8
The Whale Song (VidCon 2014): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNihenU-ksQ
Co-workers survive naked: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAs_O45lh_4
Building IKEA furniture at 3am: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OLSSbEb260
We Kentucky Fried Everything: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vovDE5L6vMs
Co-Workers Try To ESCAPE!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf8-WEsCAMs
Co-Workers Do Prank Calls pt.2 (Lil' Danny): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u55aK7AWHk
Co-Workers Try Not To Laugh Challenge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAwNtEPc8qQ
Co-Workers Try Not To Laugh Challenge pt.2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ3cQDDuvvQ
(Ex) Best Friends Play Two Truths and A Lie (Will and Darren): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciaxffKC3ak
Ex Co-Workers Play Two Truths and a Lie (WATER EDITION): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-oEgjH-C5c
Twizzler Challenge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vHxCJForfM
Co-Workers Drunkenly Solve Riddles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccY8eyHdEis
Coworkers Learn “The Nutcracker” Ballet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsRqOqAhSpQ
Coworkers Learn ACTING!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAAixt_Jbcg
Coworkers Climb a Table: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM3am_mG2Ms
Shark Cage Challenge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke1GPS0sLKk
What Can Reina Reach???: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjI5iFf-pPo
2 Dudes in a Bad Mood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elMvSBnvwD8
Dance Dance Humiliation - Comfort Zone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac7jEtveiwc
Coworkers Play Dunk Tank Hangman - Pt. 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvI4NQj9RGg
Coworkers Play Dunk Tank Hangman - Pt. 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGVuHK6mFXo

SourceFed Plays

Truth or Dare:
SourceFed plays Heads Up:
SourceFed Plays Ninja:
Limbo Contest!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjc3W2L3ZYw
Sourcefed plays basketball:
SourceFed plays Don't Panic!:
Thanksgiving Charades on SF Plays!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5UF2HC4GZo
Who me? Yes you!: https://youtu.be/p46aRWxJYDE
Sourcefed Plays Egyptian Ratscrew!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9YBhYH1Yfg
SourceFedPLAYS - Slamwich!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STt-fTbEicc
Hedbanz!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR6SmPxk8hQ
SourceFed Plays Mad Gab - The Long Awaited Sequel!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF3LM_CVXPA
SourceFed Plays Mad Gab - The Rematch!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG7kFqeT_Zk
Never Have I Ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EYWACRQg_Q
SourceFed Plays Dungeons and Dragons: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUyZhrb-EpT-4bcj3AeLAluvf2ucb-1qO

Bloopers

BLOOPERS! Lee Gets Norged! Elliott Freaks Out! SO FUN!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWiMPmJ4l_Q
BLOOPERS: Elliott Gets Norged!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zLXxQhMArU
Airplanes Ruin Our Audio on Bloopers!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynRg-J-LWVo
Steve Gets a Theme Song on Bloopers!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT38Cq5FBs0
Steve’s Best Bloopers of 2015!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiE43DC2pG0
Maude's Best Bloopers of 2015!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLFOLY_BBTs
Sam’s Best Bloopers of 2015!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs7_ZUQpUMk
Santa Steve 2013 Bloopers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5gV5o2PSFs
Santa Steve 2015 Bloopers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDExgfTpVA8
Bear Songs And Bloopers!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbmUyn7RlTo
Steve Loses His Temper on NERD Bloopers!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb2Yupb0R-k
Steve's Most Offensive Bloopers Yet...: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeLP6t0yKRU
Everyone Laughs at Sam on Nerd Bloopers!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L26uZDbQPhg
Sam Can't Say Colorful Birds on Bloopers!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQmsbh3arCQ
EPIC Bloopers: 20 Minutes or Less: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIX4vnq-CyI

Behind The Scenes

Win a date with Will! & Philly D loves cock: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtdK4INxeQ0
Joe, Lee, Elliott & Steve go out to lunch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onc2j9XtxuE
Bear finding!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UbHKjXHDFI
Dino vs Ewok dance off: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk8Vw370Yvk
Last Christmas on keytar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMhIXleYpWg
Unexpected Nudity and 1 Second Impressions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IRjuDkUeTM
Lee Moons Me and "Work" #throughglass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvk8X2tp9T4
Morning Meeting- DANCE FOR ME!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzNjqzBG2mI
If you have any other favourites, PLEASE post them in the comment and I'll add them to the list. I definitely have a bias towards a certain type of content (Late 2014 Steve and SourceFed plays), so fill in the gaps! I really want this to become an ultimate master list for the ages.
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2016.08.28 14:02 no_period_bot Gild Statistics for 2016-08-28

Data from last 1000 gilds in a total of 376 subreddits (bolded subreddits are abnormally gilded):
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1. /AskReddit 159
2. /todayilearned 53
3. /pics 45
4. /funny 17
5. /army 16
6. /videos 16
7. /baseball 14
8. /news 14
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12. /readit 9
13. /collapse 9
14. /politics 9
15. /ModernMagic 9
16. /gaming 8
17. /WTF 8
18. /IAmA 8
19. /relationships 7
20. /leagueoflegends 7
21. /counting 7
22. /pcmasterrace 7
23. /tifu 7
24. /Showerthoughts 6
25. /tipofmytongue 6
26. /NoMansSkyTheGame 6
27. /Psychonaut 6
28. /Overwatch 6
29. /Political_Revolution 6
30. /photoshopbattles 5
31. /nfl 5
32. /trees 5
33. /wow 5
34. /UpliftingNews 4
35. /nba 4
36. /WritingPrompts 4
37. /MMA 4
38. /AdviceAnimals 4
39. /mildlyinteresting 4
40. /books 4
41. /sweden 4
42. /Fitness 4
43. /technology 4
44. /worldnews 3
45. /guns 3
46. /personalfinance 3
47. /AskScienceFiction 3
48. /EliteDangerous 3
49. /AFL 3
50. /Seattle 3
51. /conspiracy 3
52. /BigBrother 3
53. /pokemongo 3
54. /sex 3
55. /badwomensanatomy 3
56. /GetMotivated 3
57. /drunk 3
58. /exmormon 3
59. /unitedkingdom 3
60. /raisedbynarcissists 3
61. /shrooms 2
62. /swordartonline 2
63. /BABYMETAL 2
64. /Celebs 2
65. /techsupport 2
66. /starcitizen 2
67. /HealthAnxiety 2
68. /depression 2
69. /thedivision 2
70. /jailbreak 2
71. /ffxiv 2
72. /gonewildaudio 2
73. /sports 2
74. /movies 2
75. /PhotoshopRequest 2
76. /dating_advice 2
77. /CFB 2
78. /vita 2
79. /food 2
80. /FellowKids 2
81. /natureismetal 2
82. /anime_irl 2
83. /malefashionadvice 2
84. /askscience 2
85. /gonewildcurvy 2
86. /formula1 2
87. /muacirclejerk 2
88. /kratom 2
89. /Justrolledintotheshop 2
90. /elderscrollsonline 2
91. /btc 2
92. /TickTockManitowoc 2
93. /norge 2
94. /ukpolitics 2
95. /EnoughTrumpSpam 2
96. /buildapc 2
97. /Music 2
98. /Gunners 2
99. /DotA2 2
100. /hiphopheads 2
101. /cringepics 2
102. /belgium 2
103. /xboxone 2
104. /TheSilphRoad 2
105. /circlejerk 2
106. /uncensorednews 2
107. /SquaredCircle 2
108. /Suomi 2
109. /Austin 2
110. /nottheonion 2
111. /feedthebeast 2
112. /atheism 2
113. /me_irl 2
Subreddits with less than 2 gilds are not shown.
If you're a mod or just a user, consider linking here to show your subscribers how you rank up against other subreddits!
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2014.08.18 05:50 RedditAnalysisBot3 /r/nerdfighters Drilldown August 2014

/nerdfighters Drilldown

Of 2341 Users Found:
Subreddit Overlapping users
/CGPGrey 126
/harrypotter 107
/pokemon 85
/TheLastAirbender 82
/AskWomen 80
/soccer 80
/sex 74
/gameofthrones 72
/MapPorn 70
/leagueoflegends 69
/TrollXChromosomes 69
/Minecraft 68
/MakeupAddiction 67
/pcmasterrace 61
/TumblrInAction 61
/teenagers 60
/AskMen 59
/doctorwho 56
/changemyview 54
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/casualiama 49
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2012.04.20 12:59 tabledresser [Table] IAMA Utøya survivor

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Did you know Emil? (Nord Trønderlag). If so, how was he like? Did you see him before he passed away? I never got the chance to get to know Emil, but I am from Nord Trøndelag, I did not see much of him during everything but I am aware of that he was murdered not far from me. After all I have heard about him I have come to the conclusion that when he died, Norway and the nation lost a great man.
My condolences.
You say you saw him twice and heard him once. What was he saying/yelling? He was yelling at one point telling everyone to come out form where they were hiding, (sorry for grammar mistakes), and that he was a police officer her to help us, I did not come forward. This was near the pump house, if you have heard about it, 15 people or so was murdered there.
Did you witness any acts of heroism, such as people helping others escape? Or was it basically a giant free-for-all (everybody running to escape wherever they could?) Where i was laying, there was a girl who was shot 4 times, she survived because of everyone around her was trying to help her, she was laying on top of one person so she would not get cold and there where two or three persons who where compressing her wounds.
My sincerest condolences for everything you've experienced.
Hi, my son Espen was killed by 'pumpehuset', big sturdy guy(190cm) did you meet him? (Espen from Bodø) I do not believe so, you must remember that we where almost 600 people, there are so many people I wish I had the possibility to meet or get to know them better.
Just a shot in the dark! Today i can account for most of his movements the last hour of his life, but I'm still looking for details. So when i saw you mentioning 'pumpehuset' I just had to ask... I understand.
God, I can't even imagine looking over that block of time and seeing so much raw potential. All of those souls that you looked into without a second glance only hours before, we're suddenly taken away. Harrowing...to say the least. Do you deal with any survivor's guilt after all of this? No, because i believe there were nothing I could have done diffrent, and I believe that it does not matter who survived, because no one on that island deserved to die.
This may be a bit personal, but if you had the opportunity to confront Breivik is there anything you wish you could tell him? Also, thank you to you and your fellow Norwegians for the civil way everyone has responded. It's an attitude I wish more people in my country would emulate. That I get why he did it, but I that I think that going after children, I consider my self still a child, is way beyond every other choice he could have chosen to prove his point.
What do you mean by "I get why he did it."??? He is afraid that the country is going to be "taken over" by Muslims, and when they start building mosques in the middle of Oslo, i can understand. But i do not agree.
What do you mean by >I get why he did it -- is the immigration of muslims controversial in Norway? I *don't mean to be rude or contentious, but you said the media coverage isn't honest and that statement just seemed to imply.. What I mean is since I van watch the trial firsthand ånd really see and hear what he is saying, I can also see that the media covering the trail are quoting it wrong.
What exactly are they quoting wrong? I don't mean to sound like a jerk but it sounds like you're agreeing with his radical views. I'm for globalizing, but i can understand some of the way he thinks.
What was your first indication that something was amiss? Did somebody tell you, or did you see him? Stay strong! Well, we had just had a meeting in the main building about what had happened in Oslo when we heard the first shots. And when suddenly people star running up from the pier and was screaming/yelling "run, hide" etc, you understand something is wrong. But I did not understand the gravity of what was going on until right before I was transported away form the island and could really see everything.
How has this changed your life? How do you feel about Breivik and how they are choosing to punish him? Do they have capital punishment in Norway? What has helped you move on? It has made me realize how precious life is.
I think Breivik is a man that lives by what we Norwegians call the precautionary principle, and that there will never be any way of justify his actions, nor give him a punishment that will be good enough because one does not exist. And death would be to easy.
We do not have capital punishment in Norway, a life sentence her is 21 years, after that there will be a new trial, which determines whether someone released again. He on the other hand will not be released because he will always be a threat to the kingdom.
I have coped with it all by going to a psychologist and "talked it over".
Oh I forgot, I smoke A LOT, being with friends, being at school (or trying to), and just live my life as normal as posible! ; )
How has your life changed since the incident? Do you consider yourself a different person because of this experience? Of course did it change me, I've become a stronger human being. It has also made me more confident and more prescient when it comes to believing in what you stand for. I am not a person who is easily knocked down.
Have you suffered from ptsd at all? Not really, no, a bit anxiety and sleeping problems.
How did you hide? Were you with anybody, or just on your own? Can you try to explain the emotions you had, while he was there? Fellow scandinavian here, I hope you're you're doing all right despite everything that has happened. In the beginning I was hiding alone, until i saw him again, and found out i should hide somewhere else, I found about 8 persons or so to hide with.
Can you provide more detail than just that you hid, and later you hid with other people? Was it a building, the forest? What was bad about your first hiding spot. Maybe a strange request but I have been trying to wrap my head around what it must have been like since last summer. I was in the beginning in the main building, then on the "love path", then in the water next to Bolsjevika, then in the forest above the pumping house.
I was actually gonna make a request for this the other day, turns out I won't have to! :) Btw, I'm from Norway myself! When you were at the Island and the shooting started, people obviously started calling your phone to check on you right? If so, was that a problem, could it compromise your hiding position? Were you too much in shock to put your phones on silentmode? I sort of drowned my phoned, I was hiding in the water and I was thinking that i should make sure that my phone survived that I putt it in my bra (yes, I'm a girl) and the first thing I did when got to the water was lay down flat in the water, and therefor drowning my phone x]
I hope some kind soul bought you a new phone? Yes.
How long did you stay in the water? Did you have to actually keep your head underwater for a long time? Thanks for doing this by the way. I never needed to keep my head under the water because i was hiding behind a tree, but i was in the water for 30-45 min.
Did you go to the edge of the island like most people? When I was watching it I probably would have attempted to swim to the mainland. Did that cross your mind at any point? or was it actually too long of a swim to even attempt? Also, have you looked at some of the images from that day or do you avoid everything to do with it? Well it is at the shortest point form pier to pier almost 1km airline, I have asthma, so for me it was never a possibility because i would have drowned.
When you were in that situation, did your ability to think rationally about what to do next and where to go remain or was it just complete panic taking over? And thanks for doing this, huge respect for you. Hope you and your friends can recover well. I was rational to the point that i kept my safe and took my asthma in consideration in every action i did, i never panicked or anything.
I'm sorry that you had to go through that. Did Anders look insane when you saw him? I know that's morbid but I want to know how he composed himself. Well, he did not look insane, just surprisingly calm...
I think that's what's insane. From hearing what he's saying now during the trial, he seems to have exactly zero emotions that aren't centered around himself. I know, that is the reason this trial is so though on everyone involved.
It's tough even for those of us who didn't know any victims, so my deepest sympathy to you. Do you have any thoughts on tomorrow's proceedings, as Lippestad has warned that it will be the hardest day yet? That is exactly what it is going to be, the hardest day. That is why i have to go to court.
The media (at least in the UK and USA) keep on bringing up that Breivik played World of Warcraft and that he trained using computer games. What are your thoughts on this? That WoW has nothing to do with it, I like MMORPG myself.
I know it must be uncomfortable for you to recall but at any point during the ordeal did you actually see Breivik? Well, firstly i saw him twice and heard him once.
Also, do you think there needs to be a revision of Norwegian law to allow for stricter penalties for crimes as awful as those of Anders Behring Breivik? I do not believe that the penalty for his crime should be any other than for a "normal" murderer, if he got a stricter penalty for what he has done, he would have won. It would mean that he did change Norway, and that is the hole point about the trial, everyone knows he did it, there is enough evidence to get him sentenced immediately, but Norway is a democracy where everyone has the right to a fair trial.
There are A LOT of people here in Switzerland commenting on online news articles about Breivik, stating that he should be tortured, killed and whatnot. And when I'm telling them what you told us right now, they always say "Imagine your kids or yourself were in that situation" - I answer, that it's important to remain calm, reasonable and not to overthrow humanistic worldviews. You make me believe in humanity a little more, thank you. I'm really impressed. But was it hard, at some point, not to wish him dead or tortured? I'm glad I give you a bit hope for humanity.
But for me it was not hard at all not to want him dead, because that would be to easy, and torture is against everything I believe in, so no at that to.
I agree with the sentiment, but what if he gets out of jail and kills more people? Hasn't he threatened that? After 21 years a board will review if he's fit to reenter society. Since he has said he will do it again if he gets the chance (and since he's a horrible terrorist obv), the board will sentence him to an additional 5 years. After those years, the board will sentence him to another 5, etc etc.
He wont get out.
I hate to be the guy that says this but is there anyway you can prove you were there? I can prove it with a news article, if that is enough? But it is in Norwegian...
A picture of your ID (just blur out the sensitive information) could be proof. Not that I have any doubt, just a lot of redditors tend to take these post a lot less serious when they are without proof. How do i do that? (i'm an idiot when it comes to internett -.-')
What do you think about multiculturalism? A good thing, the entire globe is globalizing anyway, why try to fight it?
Did you lose people close to yourself, friends or family? I would say I lost two friends, and three more people I knew.
What do you think about Wednesday's trial meeting compared to the previous meetings? Don't know, I was not there, and I do not read the newspapers because they are mostly, excuse my language, bullshit.
In what way do you find the media coverage to be bullshit? Factual errors or the emphasis? Or do you think we're overexposing some aspect? I can't quite explain, but if you've ever read a norwegian newspaper you would know what i was talking about.
I live in Norway, and I read quite a few of them. I agree that the diet and celebrity stuff that usually covers the papers is low, but I'm wondering whether there are spesific things about this case that arr covered in a bad way. How about TV? Have you seen Nrk's coverage? What do you think? I have not seen the case on TV since the judge informs in the beginning for the trial everyday how much is allowed to be filmed. But after experience, the media wants one thing and that is emotions, just to take and example; when he started to cry during the viewing of his film. The media focused so much on it. So I cant say i think its good.
Takk for at du gjør dette forresten. Vi tenker på dere alle sammen, hele tiden. Takk for støtten, og du må vite at det at vi har hele Norges befolkning mer eller mindre som støttespillere betyr mye for meg og andre.
Trees or tobacco? Tobacco, the other stuff is illegal in Norway and my father was a drug addict that got killed by his own addiction, and I don't want to do the same mistake. I drink though
Sorry, I'm going to call you out on the irony. I know, it came out a bit wrong. I smoke cigarettes , Prince Rich Taste, to be exact.
Alcohol is a drug...same with tobacco as well actually. Professional alcoholic here so I know what I'm talking about. I smoke a lot, but I have a healthy relationship to alcohol.
KIDS! Smoke Prince Rich Taste I like the taste, I want a pipe, and every other occasion cigars are suiting
I don't know much about the AUF but I understand it's a youth organisation with political connections. Do you plan a life in politics? And has this event changed your plans for your life in any way? I do not plan a life in politics, i'm trying to become a nurse. And this event has only made me more confident in my choice.
Good for you, a noble profession. I hope you have a rewarding career! At the central level, in the county and local branches held lots of events ranging from themed evenings, courses, school visits and summer camp. On these pages you can read more about some of us engaged in the AUF, find contact information for your county, and much more.
Was there a time that you thought he would find you and/or got near your hiding spot? As i posted, he was 20 m away from me when i was hiding. So yes, but he did'nt.
Did you think you were gonna die? What was your emotional state during all this? I never thought I was going to die. I had a defense mechanism saying it was all just a game. Hide and seek, more or less.
That's interesting - so you felt calm throughout the event? Yes.
How long did it take for that to wear off, and for you to reach a new kind of state, perhaps a more emotional one? When you were leaving the island? Yes, when I was leaving the island, and it did not go away again until a week after.
Fellow AUF'er here, i was not on Utøya though. Do you follow the trial, or are you trying to ignore it and just move on? I know that would be hard considering the huge media coverage.. Hope you are ok! WOW, a fellow AUF'er here, AWESOME!!
I am following the trial, going there again tomorrow, to Inntrødelag tingrett, since i'm from Trøndelag.
I'm trying to only follow it personally form the court instead of watching it through the new since there are so much the media never gets right...
But i'm alive and well.
Are you still in touch with the rest of the survivors? How are they doing now? The Breivik case has just started, and apparently you will all have to tell everything in front of the court again. Will you handle it? We are all coping as good as possible and try to keep in touch. I do not have to witness, since the line is drawn to those hit by projectile.
Is it? A close friend of mine is going to witness, and he did not get shot. He was one of the people who swam away from the island (and saw Anders in the eyes and managed to escape) Yes it is, but there are about 13 people who were not hit by projectile that still was asked to testify.
What actions did you take that saved your life? Well, i naturally ran and hid.
Smart. Well that is what any sane person would do...
How did the (Norwegian?) Muslim community react after the attacks? Was there any tension? I hope you're doing well. Well, i cant say i know, the entire country was in shock and terror.
How often do you come across Norweigans who subscribe to right wing xenophobic ideologies? Rarely
Did you see how he got arrested ? How did you know it was safe to come out from your hiding spot. And did you hear any stories afterwards about anyone thinking of tackling him from behind or something like that ? No i did not see his arrest but my boyfriend did more or less.
Everyone on the island was thinking about tackling him or something like that.
Can you elaborate on the arrest at all? No.
What do you think about the trial right now? Do you wish him to be dead? I am sorry if the second question is a bit personal, but I am really curious and that's what reddit is about! Thank you for your IAMA and your time! Glad you're still with us! I think the trial is going to emotionally rough, which it is, and i do not want him dead. It would be to easy...
Hey there, glad you're ok.. kinda felt from your comments already that you're a reasonable and calm person (or at least you seem to got over what happened), and IKR that's probably how you norwegians are, but still, how do you feel about how the court treats Breivik (as in, greeting him, allowing him to read his few-pages-long statements etc..)? Do you think it's ok he get's this free publicity for his crazy ideas now? The reason why he gets treated so freely is that the court is afraid that if they don't go along on everything, and all his bullshit, he may refuse to testify. But it also lets everyone see how insane he is, and he proves it every day in court,
What do you think should happen to Anders? Send him to jail, and do so until he is no longer a threat to national security.
You think he should get out one day after murdering 70 something people? What do you think would be a reasonable sentence for him? The think about him is that he will most likely always be a threat to safety of the kingdom. Conclusion = he will always be in jail.
I think he should be locked up for the rest of his life, because he can not be rehabilitated to come back to the society because he is not sick.
Fellow AUFer here! Did you get back all your stuff from Utøya yet? I know that several of those I know have not been back much. Are you still active in AUF, and come to meetings (If yes, in Akershus?)? I'm from trøndelag, so no, not in akerhus.
I did get some of my stuff back, but most of it I had to throw away because it was ruined.
Has this horrible day drawn you closer to your family and friends? Seeing Breivik using his trial as a political podium from which to express his views, how do you feel? My condolences, and thank you for doing this AMA. I am closer to friends and family. And I don't know what I feel about Breivik using the trial as a political podium , I just knew he would.
Do you think this guy who is so upset by 'multiculturalism' is mostly alone in his views, or is there a decent segment of the population that would like to keep Norway 'pure'? Not that they would act on it in such an extreme way, rather that they agree with his beliefs. I'm not sure, I think a lot of people share his views about their own country...
How do you feel about the mass media trying to pin this shit on video games? Idiotic, almost everyone plays some sort of video game...
Även Sverige stod still den dagen, jag hoppas och tror att allt ordnar sig för dig och alla andra. Fortsätt vara stark. If you remember, how did it feel to come home and sleep in your own bed? It was good, ad quiet and peaceful and I really knew I was safe.
How did you manage to hide and survive, unlike many others? Hej från sverige! I hid, and kept in movement, never at the same spot twice.
What's it like, testifying in a Norwegian court? Thanks for sharing your story, by the way. You'll do just fine with whatever life throws at you. I don't know how it is testifying in an Norwegian court, because I don't have to. But testifying to the police is mentally demanding for your side.
Once I escaped a building on fire. After talking to my parents and neighbors, the first think I wanted to do was having a strong drink and then going to a spa and get myself the biggest relaxation program they offered. What did you do to calm down right after that? I got drunk and had sex.
Thank you for all of your answers, I have the upmost respect for you. My question is, Breivik has claimed that he will kill again if he is to be freed, what is your opinion on this? Do you believe he is a psychopath? I do believe so, yes.
Do you play world of warcraft? Not really related but every noweigan seems to play it...and a guy in my guild was on the island as well. I've tried it, but it wasn't my kind of game, I like Skyrim better.
Not really related but, how long do you think anders will get in prison? Can't he only get 21 years? He will get 21 years and then the punishment will be extended every four years.
Did you think about fighting back at all? I am not saying you should have, or shouldn't have, but did it go through your mind? It did go through my mined, but just briefly.
Was there no time? Or did it just seem like a bad idea? Seemed like a bad idea.
I really admire you for doing this, coming out and talking about it cannot be easy and I cannot even begin to imagine how you felt on that day. Are you watching his trial, if so what are your thoughts and feelings about it? I am trying to watch some of it, but I mostly just read briefs my lawyer send me.
I have always wondered whether some of the braver people conspired to fight back against him. Did you experience any acts of heroism, or anyone that was talking like they were going to attempt to confront him? This is heroism: Link to www.adressa.no
Why does the article say you were 2m away from him, and you say you were 20m? Because newspapers never get anything right, or my memory is just not as good as it was from that day, the article is from the 23. of July.
What kind of music do you listen to? Link to open.spotify.com
What do you hope to see Happen to Anders after all the legal bussiness is finished? After 21 years a board will review if he's fit to reenter society. Since he has said he will do it again if he gets the chance (and since he's a horrible terrorist obv), the board will sentence him to an additional 5 years. After those years, the board will sentence him to another 5, etc etc. He will serve life in prison.
Could you hide in a quiet spot or everyplace was a chaos with people yelling and crying? The island is so small, that I could hear the screams from the other side of the island, so there was never quiet at all + you could hear all the shots, which is why I knew when I could move from location to location.
Do you belive there were more than one shooter? No I do not believe so.
If somebody gave you a gun and put Breivik in same room as you would you shoot him right away? I would have to consider if I could live with my self after killing a man, most likely would I just make sure he would never be able to walk again, nor shot someone.
I have a couple of questions; first off do you play video games (FPSs more specifically) and if yes, how do you feel about the way the media has portrayed the video games' role in Breivik becoming who he is today? I hope you are doing as well as you can, considering the circumstances :) No, I do not.
To what extent do you meet other survivors of Utøya? Do you think the survivors will always stay in touch? Like has it forged a permanent special bonding? Well some of the survivors are close friends, and those I meet quite often, others I see once in a while or just randomly meet at places. I don't really know, we have a facebook page and keep in touch there.
What are your thoughts on the death penalty, and have they changed at all from before this incident you survived? I will always be against death penalty.
What would your reaction be if he was released after the 21 year sentence? do you think he would ever be considered "rehabilitated" at some point? do you think he would he be a threat to others if he was released? why does norway not have life sentences for mass murder? do you think there are more "breiviks" out in society (norway and elsewhere)? I have no clue.
Do you get to have your own meanings and political views when in the organisation. I mean. You're young, and they could certainly need som new input. Or is it just indoctrination and cowardly consent? We get to have our own opinions and express them, if not I wouldn't have joined.
How much would you like Anders to go through the USA prison system, where he would probably be forcibly sodomized before having a broomstick shoved all the way from his rectum to he esophogus? No not really.
Can't say I would've liked it nor disliked it.
How has security changed in Oslo? I was born in Oslo and went back the summer before this happened. It's always been pretty laid back. Are there more police do you have to go through security measures when you go to the islands? Don't really know, I don't live in Oslo, and it's been awhile since I've been there.
What is your response to the almost 50% membership rise in the AUF since the terror attack? Do you feel encouraged to continue your commitment to the workers movement? I think most of the people who have joined, are doing it out of pity.
So they won't stay within the organisation? I thought that many became members because they been sympatisers for long and now felt that they should get organized. I have no clue.
"Han berättar om hur han fick 14 personer, som gömde sig bakom ett pumphus, att komma fram genom att lura dem att han var polis. Då sköt han dem." Fråga, vittna du detta? Nei, bare hørte det, han sa det jo relativt høyt, så jeg hørdte det jo.. og det var der jeg kom ned til vannet hvor jeg ble hentet med båt så jeg så jo alle.
Do you think it was a successful way to get his message out? No.
Al mulig støtte fra Danmark :) Takk ; )
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